Very Dark Man' Renovates Dilapidated School, Challenges FCT Minister Wike
Abuja, Nigeria – Popular social media personality "Very Dark Man" has announced the completion of extensive renovations at a dilapidated school, claiming to have spent N30 billion on the project. The overhaul reportedly includes replacing doors, installing new WC toilet seats, providing new chairs for students, and upgrading teachers' desks. He also brought electricity to the school, replaced the ceiling, purchased 100 bags of cement, and oversaw significant plumbing work, including the construction of a new soak-away system.
In a direct jab, "Very Dark Man" publicly mocked the FCT Minister, Nyesom Wike, contrasting his own efforts with the minister's alleged inaction. He criticized Wike for "busy driving big cars as a politician" while neglecting his duty to provide such essential amenities, which "Very Dark Man" claims to have now single-handedly addressed.
