VERY DARK MAN" EXPLODES: "POLICE TOP BRASS WANT ME JAILED 7 YEARS!
Abuja, Nigeria – Outspoken online personality "Very Dark Man" (VDM) is unleashing explosive claims ahead of his court appearance today on impersonation charges. He alleges a high-level police conspiracy to throw him behind bars for a minimum of seven years – and he's not holding back!
VDM, charged by the Nigerian Police Force for allegedly wearing a police uniform (which he insists was just his "civilian clothes"), says he's hearing disturbing whispers from inside the force. "Some top police officers are very interested in the case," he declared, claiming they want to "make sure I'll be sent to jail for impersonation."
While rumors suggest the Inspector General of Police is spearheading this push, VDM vehemently denies it. "It is a lie!" he blasted, recounting a past meeting where the IG spoke to him "like a father," even offering direct access to his office for future issues. "I'm pretty sure that the IG is not aware," VDM insisted, pointing fingers instead at shadowy figures within the "media house of the police" who are "using the IG's name to lie."
BOMBSHELL: SEX SCANDAL RUMORS ROCK POLICE!
But the drama doesn't stop there. VDM dropped a bombshell, revealing salacious rumors circulating within the police force: that he allegedly "go around sleeping with influential police women in their offices!" He flatly denied these shocking claims.
He then connected these allegations to a bizarre turn in his initial impersonation case. VDM claims a female CSP (Chief Superintendent of Police) initially granted him bail. But then, the case was swiftly transferred to the FCT Command, where he was immediately detained, despite being previously bailed!
Now, VDM reveals the alleged reason for the CSP's leniency and her subsequent transfer: "They said she granted me bail because I was knacking her and that she was interested in me!" He claims this officer was moved because she failed to follow "instructions... to send me to jail for impersonation."
VDM'S DEFIANT CHALLENGE: "WHAT IF I AM?"
While denying any wrongdoing, VDM defiantly challenged his accusers. Noting that the six policewomen named in the rumors are all single, he provocatively asked, "What if I am actually sleeping with them? What is the problem there?" He added, with a sarcastic flourish, that he should receive a "national award for helping them cure their conjure" by approaching policewomen many men fear.
VDM pointed the finger at an unnamed "two-faced human being and a snake" within the police media house, accusing them of orchestrating the rumors to "emotionally blackmail" the women and sabotage their careers.
He ended with a fiery warning to those using the IG's name: "Stop using the name of the IG to lie!" VDM vowed to confront the Inspector General directly. "They will send their enemies to jail, their papa they will send to jail. We can't go to jail, and they will learn the hard way!" he thundered. "Don't play, let's go to court, bye-bye!"
